Inviting a less favored friend to accompany you to an event, but in such a way as to discourage them from going without making you feel like a shit.
Guy 1: “I’d like you to go to the movie with me, but Jeff overheard me talking about it and is making noise like he wants to go too.”
Guy 2: “No worries, just ask him to go in a declusive way.”
Guy 1: “How do I do that?”
Guy 2: “Easy, just ask him to go, and then tell him it’s a flick about something he hates.”
Guy 1: “Wow, that’s a great idea; I can also use that whenever I want to ditch the GF for a night out with the guys!”
Guy 2: “Work every time!”
Guy 2: “No worries, just ask him to go in a declusive way.”
Guy 1: “How do I do that?”
Guy 2: “Easy, just ask him to go, and then tell him it’s a flick about something he hates.”
Guy 1: “Wow, that’s a great idea; I can also use that whenever I want to ditch the GF for a night out with the guys!”
Guy 2: “Work every time!”
by ReaperB October 9, 2013
Get the Declusive mug.A recluse is someone in isolation who hides away from the attention of the public, a person who lives in solitude, i.e. seclusion from intercourse with the world.
by Rachel =D October 7, 2008
Get the Reclusive mug.Related Words
Declusive
• Delusive
• Team Delusive
• Reclusive
• Dylusive
• decensive
• decisive
• Decisivemess
• Decisive Strike
• declusterfication
A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.
First coined in 2022 on twitter.
First coined in 2022 on twitter.
Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.
by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022
Get the Reclusive homosexuality mug."I walked into work today and spent the first 4 hours in declusterfication mode: Bob had really made a clusterfuck out of things!"
"Joe had really made a clusterfuck of that situation with Mary. I felt obliged to slip into declusterfication mode, and try to fix things between them."
"I'm on my way into the ER to declusterfy since Dr. Steve has things in a clusterfuck!"
"Joe had really made a clusterfuck of that situation with Mary. I felt obliged to slip into declusterfication mode, and try to fix things between them."
"I'm on my way into the ER to declusterfy since Dr. Steve has things in a clusterfuck!"
by Kwirkdon79 October 10, 2014
Get the declusterfication mug.by Mz. Roxy March 29, 2008
Get the decisive mug.To not be included.
by Lee_Shantina October 4, 2021
Get the Disclusive mug.Dylusive (adjective): Describing the ability to transform deceptive or challenging situations into opportunities for growth, creativity, and inspiration. A dylusive person possesses the skill to perceive hidden potential in seemingly negative circumstances and harness it to fuel their personal development and success.
With this meaning, "dylusive" can be used to describe someone who is resilient, resourceful, and optimistic, capable of turning setbacks into stepping stones on their path to achievement. The term celebrates the power of imagination, adaptability, and determination in overcoming adversity.
With this meaning, "dylusive" can be used to describe someone who is resilient, resourceful, and optimistic, capable of turning setbacks into stepping stones on their path to achievement. The term celebrates the power of imagination, adaptability, and determination in overcoming adversity.
Despite the numerous setbacks she faced during her career, Jane's dylusive nature allowed her to transform each challenge into a source of inspiration and growth, propelling her to even greater heights of success
by Dylusive April 28, 2023
Get the Dylusive mug.