A rather unattractive fellow that will tell you that he wants to destroy that pussy, but actually means he will give you three inches for 27 seconds and then have the audacity to ask if you came

“Hi what’s your name?”

“I’m Alex Seburn”
“Gross”

Alex Seburn by D-smoke December 6, 2019

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Alex Seburn

A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.

Alex Seburn doesn’t discriminate, but if he can choose he chooses fried rice.

Alex Seburn by AsianDestroyer2002 December 6, 2019

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Sebup

Ass Pubes, Pubes backwards is Sebup, and anus pubes backwards is ass hole pubes.

my SEBUP's hurt so bad from the pulling of my dump.

Sebup by jewbags22 January 30, 2009

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Sburp

A brief, sharp noise, emitted by a woman shortly after performing fellatio and ingesting the resultant ejecta.

Her enthusiasm to please Tony overwhelmed Tanya. She hurriedly gobbled down Tony's hot load and emitted a satisfactory sburp.

Sburp by The Walking Preacherman November 10, 2012

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