A rather unattractive fellow that will tell you that he wants to destroy that pussy, but actually means he will give you three inches for 27 seconds and then have the audacity to ask if you came

“Hi what’s your name?”

“I’m Alex Seburn”
“Gross”

Alex Seburn by D-smoke December 6, 2019

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Alex Seburn

A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.

Alex Seburn doesn’t discriminate, but if he can choose he chooses fried rice.

Alex Seburn by AsianDestroyer2002 December 6, 2019

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Sebup

Ass Pubes, Pubes backwards is Sebup, and anus pubes backwards is ass hole pubes.

my SEBUP's hurt so bad from the pulling of my dump.

Sebup by jewbags22 January 30, 2009

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Sburp

A brief, sharp noise, emitted by a woman shortly after performing fellatio and ingesting the resultant ejecta.

Her enthusiasm to please Tony overwhelmed Tanya. She hurriedly gobbled down Tony's hot load and emitted a satisfactory sburp.

Sburp by The Walking Preacherman November 10, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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