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Cerebral Seduction 

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.
Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.
Cerebral Seduction by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009

Sexducation 

1. Proof that knowledge is power !

2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.

3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword

4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed

4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not

5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns

6. The reason your dad still has his spark

7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !

8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth

9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.

The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.

Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.

Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D

Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
Sexducation by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Seduction Reduction 

This word concisely explains the process in which a woman reduces a man's thought processes and willpower to a level she can control by her practice of the seductive 'arts.' This is a low form of exercising control/influence over others and is primarily engaged in by women with little to no self-respect, and no respect for the man in question.
Example:

Raquelle: What's up with Johnathan? It's like his logic hopped the first train out of town! He is going against everything he ever said he wanted in a woman. He acts like "Monsieur Love," yet he has nothing to demonstrate concrete reasons for this change of mindset.

Michael: I've thought about that, read the signs... and between the lines... and firmly believe he is a victim of seduction reduction.

Raquelle: Ah, me! To be reduced so small my something that promises much but leaves emptiness in the end! May he come to his senses yet!

sessuction 

The act of seducing someone through the oral cavity.
Damn, that was some nice sessuction!
sessuction by sessuctionmaster78 January 21, 2017

pug seduction 

A type of seduction that is frankly not seductive but is more of a joke or a prank.
I walked in on something that struck me as more of a pug seduction than a real attempt to get me into the sack!
pug seduction by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

sediction 

n. - a careful, sultry choice of words with the sole purpose of seducing another.
"Apart from her beauty, her outstanding sediction attracted me to her."
sediction by succulentnips May 13, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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