Sebanism

Sebamism is a monotheistic faith started by Doctor Sebu Daddy, a Somalian monk. Followers of this religion tend to worship unclad statues of Sebu in temples. One of the main rituals is the rubbing of monk Doctor Sebu's buttocks which are incredibly massive and chiseled by the Gods. It was said they saved his mold because it was that magnificent. His statue is considered as the unofficial 8th Wonder of the World; his iconic buttocks were used as a shield and a cushion against volatile objects, and the symbol is two buns.

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Sebanism by ILOVESEBUSIR October 13, 2022

Seanism 

Everything is unpredictable. Probability means infinite. Mind-attraction pulled it into reality. Everything is unpredictable.

Don't worry, seanism betrays no one except self-shackles

Seanism by Seanism December 23, 2021

Seanism. 

A religion that worships POTATOES.

That guy is totally into Seanism.

Seanism. by poopheads April 27, 2009

Sebamism 

Sebamism refers to the worship of geography. Originally started as a joke by students in India, Sebanism has gained popularity slightly towards the southern part of the Indian subcontinent.

As you are a staunch believer in Sebamism, you should be able to know the capital of Burundi.

Sebamism by josh hub October 17, 2022

Seanism 

Disclosing too much personal information to coworkers resulting in endless teasing. Associated with wearing sweaters.

Person A: I know the entire Single Ladies Dance. When I hear that beat I can't stop these hips.

Person B: Plays Single Ladies, records dancing, emails to all employees with subject line "Today's Seanism."

Seanism by SuperFancy November 12, 2014

Seganism

No soda diet or movement.

I don't drink soda there for its Seganism

Seganism by KreekCraft February 3, 2019

Seanism 

When a person begins a personal internet fad to which only they contribute. This internet fad may, but probably won't, catch on with the rest of the internet community as people start imitating it. Credited to internet personality Sean Rahill who dedicates 30% of his efforts to maintain his strange internet fads at all cost!

"I tag Tina Fey in everything I post on fb now. It's a thing."

"No it's not. It's a Seanism."

Seanism by bossmovie July 25, 2013