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Sebamism is a monotheistic faith started by Doctor Sebu Daddy, a Somalian monk. Followers of this religion tend to worship unclad statues of Sebu in temples. One of the main rituals is the rubbing of monk Doctor Sebu's buttocks which are incredibly massive and chiseled by the Gods. It was said they saved his mold because it was that magnificent. His statue is considered as the unofficial 8th Wonder of the World; his iconic buttocks were used as a shield and a cushion against volatile objects, and the symbol is two buns.

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Sebanism by ILOVESEBUSIR October 13, 2022

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Seanism

Everything is unpredictable. Probability means infinite. Mind-attraction pulled it into reality. Everything is unpredictable.

Don't worry, seanism betrays no one except self-shackles

Seanism by Seanism December 23, 2021

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Seanism.

A religion that worships POTATOES.

That guy is totally into Seanism.

Seanism. by poopheads April 27, 2009

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Sebamism

Sebamism refers to the worship of geography. Originally started as a joke by students in India, Sebanism has gained popularity slightly towards the southern part of the Indian subcontinent.

As you are a staunch believer in Sebamism, you should be able to know the capital of Burundi.

Sebamism by josh hub October 17, 2022

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Seanism

Disclosing too much personal information to coworkers resulting in endless teasing. Associated with wearing sweaters.

Person A: I know the entire Single Ladies Dance. When I hear that beat I can't stop these hips.

Person B: Plays Single Ladies, records dancing, emails to all employees with subject line "Today's Seanism."

Seanism by SuperFancy November 12, 2014

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Seganism

No soda diet or movement.

I don't drink soda there for its Seganism

Seganism by KreekCraft February 3, 2019

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Seanism

When a person begins a personal internet fad to which only they contribute. This internet fad may, but probably won't, catch on with the rest of the internet community as people start imitating it. Credited to internet personality Sean Rahill who dedicates 30% of his efforts to maintain his strange internet fads at all cost!

"I tag Tina Fey in everything I post on fb now. It's a thing."

"No it's not. It's a Seanism."

Seanism by bossmovie July 25, 2013

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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