A Bad Ass Mother Fucker who don't play no fucking games, the realest son of a bitch you've ever met. The man who brings a new definition to keepin it real. See Russell

Damn, that's a real Seagroves right there

Seagroves by swungdaddy November 13, 2011

SEAGRAVE

The male seagrave will not get rid of anything. They are the number one hoarders of the world. They not only keep things they do not need or use and rotate everything constantly!
Conversation items are the number one thing in there life. Everytime you see a male Seagrave he will have something to show you that always comes with a special story for that item. The worst part of this is that it usually is something that is old and probably thrown in the trash by someone else.
The Seagrave is a very materialistic male that must have the most unique items in the world. Everything is his, even if it was a gift to someone else. These males are very rare but you will recognize them by the following things...
a. Never can be alone...must have people around him constantly helping him with all of the things he needs done when he wants to do them.
b. Has to be the center of attention...the life of the party no matter what.
c. Always has a very petite female that is willing to put up with all his BS constantly and suck his dick at a moments notice.
d. Porn is the number one thing this male can not live without. Porn must be playing on the TV all the time and especially when he is demanding sex but has not taken a shower in a week!
e. When selling something of his he will always try to make 10 times more than what he paid for it 25 years ago...even though it no longer works or is broken.
f. This male can be very irratating, demanding and has even been known to stalk his prey.

"Wow, did you see the inside of that Seagrave house?"

Seagrave motto: "Just shut the fuck up and get out!"

SEAGRAVE by Dr. Justin A. Name August 2, 2010

seagraves

n. A moment of complete failure or awkwardness.
n. A social reject.
v. To embarrass one's self.
v. To fail.

As a noun: After I missed the goal for our championship game I felt like such a seagraves.
As a verb: I completely seagravesed that test.

seagraves by rijitoga October 18, 2008

Seagrave

All definitions on here are a lie don't believe what people try to insinuate into your mind. The word seagrave has no official meaning...

Seagrave no official meaning

Seagrave by Mi1 May 4, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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