seagraves 

n. A moment of complete failure or awkwardness.
n. A social reject.
v. To embarrass one's self.
v. To fail.

As a noun: After I missed the goal for our championship game I felt like such a seagraves.
As a verb: I completely seagravesed that test.

seagraves by rijitoga October 18, 2008

seagrams citrus orange

Type in Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water on urban dictionary to see the full definition

Guy 1: Yo why isnt Seagrams Citrus Orange defined?

Guy 2: Yo it is, you just gotta type in "seagrams citrus orange seltzer water" on urbandictionary

seagrams citrus orange by seagramscitrusorangeseltzerwat December 18, 2013

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water 

A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?

Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013

seagrams 

Drink brand that produces ginger ale, seltzer water, tonic water, and club soda

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Ima drink that seagrams citrus orange seltzer water!

Guy 2: YO but dat ginger ale tho

seagrams by thatseagramstho December 18, 2013

Sagraves 

A Cock sucking homosexuality. Who borrows my dildos

Fuck you sagraves

(carson): "yes please!"

Sagraves by Mrs. Sagraves October 17, 2015

Seagrove Payday 

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.

Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.

Seagrove Payday by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019

Seagroves 

A Bad Ass Mother Fucker who don't play no fucking games, the realest son of a bitch you've ever met. The man who brings a new definition to keepin it real. See Russell

Damn, that's a real Seagroves right there

Seagroves by swungdaddy November 13, 2011