1) A goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
After seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, Ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.
by El Guy November 18, 2005
A highly unattractive woman, beastly in proportion. Wears name brand clothes and comfy pants. Can usually be found rolling around on a floor. Uses text messaging abreviations in place of normal conversation.
Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
"That chick is a total Seagoat. Did you see her rolling on the floor?"
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
by Totes McSeagoats April 29, 2010