Seagoat 

1) A goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it

After seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, Ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.

Seagoat by El Guy November 19, 2005

Seagoat 

A highly unattractive woman, beastly in proportion. Wears name brand clothes and comfy pants. Can usually be found rolling around on a floor. Uses text messaging abreviations in place of normal conversation.

Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.

"That chick is a total Seagoat. Did you see her rolling on the floor?"
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."

Seagoat by Totes McSeagoats April 29, 2010

Spagoatee 

When peice of sphagetti falls on your chin and sticks there. Thats a Spagoatee. I've witnessed it myself.

"Erm, you got a bit of a Spagoatee going on there mate."

Spagoatee by Starchaser75 October 15, 2020

Seagoth 

adj. Of or pertaining to the Seattle Gothic
community, or the web-based bulletin
board of the Seattle Gothic community.

n. The Seattle Gothic bulletin board
itself, or its members collectively,
or members of the community as a whole.

n. An individual, not necessarily Goth,
who identifies as part of the Seattle
Gothic community, or who frequents the
the Seattle Gothic bulletin board or
associates with others who do.

Plural: Seagoths or Seagothim

Coined by Hardrock Llewynyth as the
name for the e-list, an earlier form
of the Seagoth bulletin board maintained
by Josie Nutter. Also Seattle Gothic,
SeaGoth, and seattlegothic.

Was there a Seagoth event at Aurafice?
I saw about 30 Seagothim outside as I
drove by earlier this evening.

Seagoth by Ivy Green August 4, 2003

Sea Goat 

The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.

Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!

Sea Goat by AnittaSchauer February 1, 2014

Seagate 

A hard drive manufacturer whose hard drives are known for having the highest failure rate.

Person: My Seagate hard drive has stopped working.

Seagate by Z9R August 19, 2020

seaboat 

A girl who is in a Sorority and is nothing but a semen carrier for frat boys

frat boy: That chick is my seaboat

Frat boy 2 : cool she hot

seaboat by sparky1231231 December 24, 2010