Seagoal

Commonly used as a substitute for Top G. Seagoal is someone who knows the ins and outs of the social media algorithyms, typically owning multiple social media accounts with hundreds of thousands of followers. Seagoal unfortunately has an addiction to video games, sometimes logging up to 8 hours a day on the game.

Damn he is very rich and has lots of tiktok followers, it must be Seagoal.

by Not SeagullGFX July 25, 2023

seagal

Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.

I'm going to seriously seagal that guy.

by Dan October 15, 2004

Steven Seagal

A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.

I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.

I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.

I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".

by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007

Full Seagal

1. to grow one's hair out and tie it into an oily pony tail.
2. to use a pool ball as a weapon in a bar fight.

1. "Did you see Spencer's hair? He really went Full Seagal"
2. "Wow, did you see what Candace did at that bar fight? She went Full Seagal on those guys!"

by LaunchPadMcQuack69 February 18, 2015

screaming seagal

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.

Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.

by anthony (twan) April 24, 2008

Seagalologist

- noun

1. Someone who has devoted their life to the study of Steven Seagal

2. See also Seagal-do

Jim, can you mow the yard?

Leave me alone, I'm watching Marked for Death.

You're such a Seagalologist!

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

Steven Seagal Porno Music

Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.

*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!

by WAFFLESTOMPER667 April 9, 2009