Seagate 

A hard drive manufacturer whose hard drives are known for having the highest failure rate.

Person: My Seagate hard drive has stopped working.

Seagate by Z9R August 19, 2020

Seagate 

A hard drive company that develops hard drives which are known for failing.

My Seagate hard drive is not working.

Seagate by Z9R August 19, 2020

Seagate 

A gate that leads into a small sea which is located in a 4 TB hard drive

"Hey man, wanna go to the sea?"
"You mean the one in the 4 TB hard drive?"
"Yeah, but we have to go through the seagate first."

Seagate by Hardcore_Spice January 20, 2021

Seagae 

The holy combination of Seaweed and Algae. According to the ancient Mesopotamian scripts, it has been said that consuming Seagae will allow you to gain increase strength, vision and your own lifespan. But be warned, no one is certain of the possible side effects of consuming Seagae.

I just ate some Seagae, and now I can lift a Bus! Wait a minute…am I growing a tail?!

Seagae by YabaGabaGoo January 17, 2022

Seahater 

An uneducated, primitive human being whose homerism & trust in Skip Bayless block a healthy respect for the Seahawks & 12th Man.

9ers fan: "Seahawks ain't SH**!"
12: "Seahater."

Seahater by _u_mad_bro May 19, 2013

seagaled 

The act of hitting or being hit with a bad ass steven seagal martial arts move.

You just got seagaled.Don't make me seagal your ass.

seagaled by chadro99 November 18, 2011

seawater 

RATCHET HOES

Daequan: That gurl fine
Tyrone: Nah she aint, she seawater

seawater by daequandesean June 30, 2014