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1- an American living in Asia who is a total badass. Usually found doing the most outlandish behavior.

2- an exclamation of accomplishment after performing drunken feats of awesomeness.
1- Man that foreigner is the craziest guy I've ever met. He's such a Seabolt.

2- (after doing three consecutive shots of tequila, immediately exlaiming) SEABOLT!
Seabolt by Ryan Beyer March 19, 2011
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One who emits so much sex, a boat could literally float on it.
Damn that bitch is a SEXBOAT!
sexboat by patrickanthony January 17, 2009
1) A goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
After seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, Ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.
Seagoat by El Guy November 19, 2005
A highly unattractive woman, beastly in proportion. Wears name brand clothes and comfy pants. Can usually be found rolling around on a floor. Uses text messaging abreviations in place of normal conversation.

Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
"That chick is a total Seagoat. Did you see her rolling on the floor?"
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
Seagoat by Totes McSeagoats April 29, 2010

seaboard 

To go, ready for take-out, set to roll.
1. Two fried chicken plates, seaboard!

2. My accountant just called. My taxes are seaboard.
seaboard by Mr. Lyle May 25, 2018
A nasty bitch that used an entire can of hairspray to style her hair into an enormous boufont.
Amber is the untimate seabat.
seabat by Erin March 9, 2003