1) A goat that prefers to swim in the
water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) A hideously unattractive
woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and
greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it