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When he was born his parents a knew how much of a GOAT he would be and they named him sergot
sergot by Brian Kariger December 3, 2020
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1) A goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
After seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, Ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.
Seagoat by El Guy November 19, 2005
A highly unattractive woman, beastly in proportion. Wears name brand clothes and comfy pants. Can usually be found rolling around on a floor. Uses text messaging abreviations in place of normal conversation.

Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
"That chick is a total Seagoat. Did you see her rolling on the floor?"
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
Seagoat by Totes McSeagoats April 29, 2010

sergatronic

The act of driving stickshift while using an automatic transmission that only has PRND2L.
man sergey always drives around using sergatronic. HE EVEN USES HIS BRAKE AS A CLUTCH!!!
sergatronic by the pimp kit April 13, 2007

sexgoating 

Sleeping with someone in order to make your partner break up with you. Usually a last-ditch effort to end the relationship.
David: Do you really want to to leave Jason for Michael, or were you just sexgoating?
Philip: Totally sexgoating.
David: You need to learn to be more direct.
sexgoating by SayMix July 3, 2011

Sengoatku 

The most handsome, glorious, beautiful, smart, sexy, man alive
“Sengoatku is the goat”
Sengoatku by Not sengoku trust October 2, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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