Scruppet 

A person who looks scruffy and trampy, who also acts like a muppet.

Shut your mouth, you scruppet.

Scruppet by oO0CarnageO0o November 26, 2017

Scrumpet 

A juicy, sexy, round, perfect little butt.

Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!

Scrumpet by Musumeci December 9, 2014

scrumpet 

Cross between scrump and crumpet, i.e.- Sex Biscuit. Commonly used in the South by people who live on mountains and have a deep southern drawl, or widely used anywhere you can find both sex and biscuits.

"Man I shore do love your scrumpets Jeeiimmm, they are goo-ood! Howsabout cookin me up a fresh batch of them there scrumpets"

scrumpet by JoJerrsika May 20, 2008

scrumpets 

-scrumpcious + crumpets
a scrumpet is simply a delicious or "scrumpcious" crumpet

1) dude I totally munched on some scrumpets
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"

scrumpets by cum dumpster July 3, 2005

scrumpet 

A slutty crumpet......

Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.

It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'

That is a proper scrumpet!!!

That girl is a scrumpet!

'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)

scrumpet by Crumpet lover April 18, 2009

strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

strumpety scrumpet by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010

scrappetizer 

The invariable argument you get into with your spouse before going out to dinner...

"Sue, how was dinner last night??? Dinner was great, except for the scrappetizer I had with Pete because he said my ass looked big in my jeans!

scrappetizer by Abe Cardenas July 1, 2008