Scrumpette 

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".

She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.

Scrumpette by GeeDerp August 20, 2011

Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

scrumptless 

Opposite of Scrumptious.

Damn Dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather snack on dog shit than eat this.

scrumptless by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

Scromlette 

Scrom-let - A sumptuous dish served only (as far as I know) at Kingfisher B&B in Worcestershire. It is essentially the bastard child of scrambled egg (scrom) and omelette (lette). It was created one bleary eyed morning after a heavy night on the good stuff as a result of a complete lack of culinary dexterity. Despite it's shaky beginnings frankly scromlette is infinitely more delectable than either of it's two inferior egg based parent dishes.

"I say, scromlette on toast darling?"
"ooooh I could murder a plate of scromlette"

Scromlette by Kingfisher B&B October 20, 2008

Strumpeteer 

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.

"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."

Strumpeteer by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009

Scrumpet 

A juicy, sexy, round, perfect little butt.

Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!

Scrumpet by Musumeci December 9, 2014

Scrumptrelescent

A word that is used to describe something so inmensly great that it's use must be limited.
Made by Will Ferrel on one of his "inside the actors studio" parodies.

This cake is simply Scrumptrelescent.
Hey Sandy!, your bottom looks Scrumptrelescent today.

Scrumptrelescent by Squirrel July 5, 2004