Scrunchles
Scrunchles by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019
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National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day
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scrunchie
an accessory used to soo many different reasons. perfect for using in your hair but also perfect to wear as a bracelet on your wrist to compliment your outfit. scrunchies are also a symbol of love. when a boy gives a girl his sweatshirt the girl will give him her scrunchie. she wants him to wear it on her wrist so he thinks of her when they aren’t together
scrunchie by okurrrr1234 March 12, 2019
Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie
Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010
scrunched
scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016
Muffin Scruncher
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?
Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
Muffin Scruncher by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011
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