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Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.

Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O

scruncher by Delta2echo September 18, 2010

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Scruncher

A person who wilfully destroys items in grocery stores or markets, by squeezing or crushing things. Done for pure entertainment purposes.

Adam is a Scruncher, he loves to scrunch loaves of bread when he goes shopping.

Scruncher by J Adam Webber August 10, 2007

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Scruncher

Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

Scruncher by leelee06 June 2, 2018

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scruncher

A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.

Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.

Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !

Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.

Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.

scruncher by TekRant June 16, 2010

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Scruncher

It is someone who stands at the back of a group of people and trys to fit in.

"dude that guy behind us is such a scruncher he has no friends at all,why is he even here lets drink more piss and smash the fuk out of him".

Scruncher by gnarley August 17, 2007

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Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

Muffin Scruncher by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

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Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

Apple scruncher by Juulman May 23, 2019

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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