Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

Scruncher by leelee06 June 2, 2018

scruncher

A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.

Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.

Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !

Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.

Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.

scruncher by TekRant June 16, 2010

Scruncher

It is someone who stands at the back of a group of people and trys to fit in.

"dude that guy behind us is such a scruncher he has no friends at all,why is he even here lets drink more piss and smash the fuk out of him".

Scruncher by gnarley August 17, 2007

Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

Muffin Scruncher by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

Apple scruncher by Juulman May 23, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026