scrunchies
scrunchies by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009
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Scrunchies
A accessory that is used for your hair or you can even use it on your wrist to match outfits. A thing a guy will wear on his wrist to show he is taken.
Scrunchies by God101456 August 20, 2019
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SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day
SS Scruchies and Sweatshirts is when the same day a boy gives her his sweatshirt and a girl gives him one of her scruchies
SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day by 16&57 October 16, 2019
face scrunchies
face scrunchies by smokeybandit June 21, 2010
shoulder-scrunchies
Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.
I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.
shoulder-scrunchies by QuacksO February 27, 2017
Scrunchles
Scrunchles by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019
Lathering Your Crunchies
Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016
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