Scrumidge

The start of everything, an absolute fuck fest of doom.

After the meteorite, those who left were in the scrumidge

Scrumidge by sluggy6969 April 24, 2023

Scrummage 

the act of thoroughly doing or making something.

He scrummaged up some eggs for breakfast

Scrummage by scrummage February 26, 2021

Scridget

One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.

Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.

Scridget by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010

scridge

The rough edge of a piece of paper torn out of a notebook.

Coined by the one and only Mr. Bradshaw, teacher of senior religion.

Bradshaw said that scridge was acceptable on this assignment, but Ms. Burke would never let that shit slide on any assignment.

scridge by Dizzy Grizzy May 13, 2005

Scridge off 

To leave without anyone's knowledge of where he/she is going and without telling anyone that he/she is leaving

Where did Faucher scridge off to?

Scridge off by sirkickass March 31, 2010

scurmudgeon 

The greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or smegma, dingleberries, and motor oil that accumulates under the clothing of someone who hasn't showered in several weeks. The color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.

Not to be confused with curmudgeon.

"Dude, will you please take a fucking bath? I can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away."

"I'm not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat ass."

scurmudgeon by com4tablyxnumb August 18, 2013

scrumdeleumcous 

Word a Heavy chested Redhead used while describing the taste of her boiled ribs.

Boy these Ribs are Scrumdeleumcous.

scrumdeleumcous by Norcoredneck August 26, 2009