Scrumidge

The start of everything, an absolute fuck fest of doom.

After the meteorite, those who left were in the scrumidge

by sluggy6969 April 24, 2023

Scrummage

the act of thoroughly doing or making something.

He scrummaged up some eggs for breakfast

by scrummage February 26, 2021

Scridget

One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.

Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.

by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010

scridge

The rough edge of a piece of paper torn out of a notebook.

Coined by the one and only Mr. Bradshaw, teacher of senior religion.

Bradshaw said that scridge was acceptable on this assignment, but Ms. Burke would never let that shit slide on any assignment.

by Dizzy Grizzy May 13, 2005

Scridge off

To leave without anyone's knowledge of where he/she is going and without telling anyone that he/she is leaving

Where did Faucher scridge off to?

by sirkickass March 31, 2010

scurmudgeon

The greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or smegma, dingleberries, and motor oil that accumulates under the clothing of someone who hasn't showered in several weeks. The color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.

Not to be confused with curmudgeon.

"Dude, will you please take a fucking bath? I can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away."

"I'm not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat ass."

by com4tablyxnumb August 18, 2013

scrumdeleumcous

Word a Heavy chested Redhead used while describing the taste of her boiled ribs.

Boy these Ribs are Scrumdeleumcous.

by Norcoredneck August 26, 2009