scurmudgeon 

The greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or smegma, dingleberries, and motor oil that accumulates under the clothing of someone who hasn't showered in several weeks. The color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.

Not to be confused with curmudgeon.

"Dude, will you please take a fucking bath? I can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away."

"I'm not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat ass."

scurmudgeon by com4tablyxnumb August 18, 2013

Scurmudgeon 

The beginning “scur” comes from Latin “sacrum” which means holy, and curmudgeon is a naughty old person (in this case old is being used ironically)- so scurmudgeon is something that is both good and bad at the same time.

Like curmudgeon but specifically is for a kitten/cat that is naughty.

It’s a nickname for something that is just so cute but also naughty and you want a name for them that sounds old and archaic.

“Mr. Scurmudgeon is so naughty.”

“I know right, he knocked over my tea earlier”

“He’s so cute you can’t be mad at him though, he can’t help it”

Scurmudgeon by Lepebbleking November 30, 2024

Curmudgeon 

a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man.

my neighbor is a curmudgeon.

Curmudgeon by Dave hannar September 10, 2003

curmudgeon's fallacy 

The belief efforts to protect people from calamity will only lead to them being more careless, and bringing on more calamity.

This is a fallacy because it (a) assumes people can adjust personal risk to replicate an incomparable situation, and (b) it confusing risk-taking and risky behavior. "Risk-taking" is a neutral term that includes anything that increases risk in some way, such as operating a machine at a higher speed. This usually is done to get some other benefit. "Risky behavior" is foolish, feckless, or sloppy behavior that has no intrinsic utility to the person engaging in it.

An example of the curmudgeon's fallacy is the erroneous claim that safer cars make for careless drivers.

curmudgeon's fallacy by Abu Yahya October 19, 2008

Curmudgeon 

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.

He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"

...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"

A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!

That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!

That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!

That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!

Curmudgeon by thedzone September 23, 2009

Curmudgeon 

somebody considered to be bad-tempered, disagreeable, or stubborn. A killjoy, a wet blanket

Roy is a curmudgeon, lets not invite him.

Curmudgeon by Curmudgeony October 23, 2008

cough medicine curmudgeon 

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon

cough medicine curmudgeon by Shishkeberry October 23, 2006