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Scruffbone 

A minority group. Typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with attitude, self care, and pronunciation of words.

Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.

They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.

Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.
Joel Houston, Russel Brand

Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.

Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!

Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
Scruffbone by Rugbearer January 19, 2010
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scruffneck 

A person that looks sloppy. Their hair is so greasy that it looks like someone poured Crisco on their head. They haven't washed their clothes in so long that their blue jeans are a gross shade of green. Their teeth always have left over food in them.

A person that takes hella bad short cuts when putting together their outfit. Their clothes looks so wrinkled that people assume it was pulled out of the dirty laundry. Nothing matches, they'll wear check board shorts with a polka dot t-shirt.

AND, their hair is always nappy!
1) Did you see who just walked out of your ma's house? That dude is such a scruffneck!

2) Girl , you can't let your kids run around looking like littlescruffnecksall the dang time.
scruffneck by DiscoBunny October 3, 2016

Scruffleneck 

A stubborn person that is stuck in their ways and think that they know everything.
Sally is such a fucking scruffleneck, I was just trying to show her how to update her TPS reports and she just wouldn't listen.
Scruffleneck by President Fuckface January 12, 2017

scruffbunny 

Noun: (1) one who falls or jumps out of trees onto unwitting passersby (2) one who seriously needs a shave
Damn, Malex is a fucking _scruffbunny_!

scruffboots 

duck boots
Hay man u wanna put them scruffboots on.
scruffboots by Rennard buckworth February 9, 2009
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