Scrollexia 

The condition of mindlessly scrolling through social media platforms or any other digital devices for prolonged periods of time, resulting in fatigue, eye strain, and a general feeling of unproductiveness.

I have a serious case of Scrollexia; I spent hours scrolling through Instagram and now I feel exhausted and unproductive.

Scrollexia by Lane-Games April 20, 2023

Scrollaxing 

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."

Scrollaxing by Harry Duh Hound Dog July 26, 2016

schollegiate

The best of both worlds. You take scholarly and collegiate and combine them to rock your word... schollegiate! This means that you are both a scholar and a college student.

Hayley, is not schollegiate. Megan is schollegiate that makes straight A's. Too bad Hayley is stupid and can not be like Megan, which is schollegiate.

schollegiate by Megan Gaffney May 8, 2008

Scrollnesia 

he phenomenon of forgetting why you picked up your phone after getting lost in scrolling.

I opened Instagram to message someone, but then Scrollnesia hit, and now I’m watching dog videos.

Scrollnesia by karinadd January 23, 2025

scrollnesia

The sudden realization that you've been mindlessly scrolling on your phone for way longer than intended and you can't remember a single thing you saw

"I opened TikTok to check one thing and boom — scrollnesia hit me hard."
"I swear I had plans… then scrollnesia happened."

scrollnesia by save_the_urbandictionary October 24, 2025

scrollnesia

(noun)
A condition where you open your phone for a quick, specific task, start scrolling “just for a second,” and 40 minutes later realize you have no idea what you originally picked up the phone for.

“I opened Instagram to reply to a message and ended up watching dog videos for half an hour. Total scrollnesia.”

scrollnesia by byyygaga March 12, 2026

Post scrollaxing

Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.

Dave: Dude wtf r u?

Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!

Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.

Post scrollaxing by kiosk fart October 15, 2016