screwtinize

Where you minutely examine a document or other object to see if its creator is trying to screw with you.

It's too bad that the Native Americans were so trusting --- and susceptible to the judgement-altering effects of the white man's "fire-water" --- to not screwtinize the documents they were given to sign, which basically turned over their entire lands and destroyed the peaceably-spiritual and ecology-respecting lifestyles that they were accustomed to.

screwtinize by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Screwtinize

An investigation designed to cast dirt upon someone by fabrication of evidence regardless of the accuser being aware of the accused person’s innocence.

“Al Franken decided to resign but everyone knew he was being screwtinized because the attempt to find dirt to doxx him with had already failed miserably.”

Screwtinize by Dexter Methoraphan April 14, 2020

scrutinize 

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

scrutinize by Kelly August 15, 2004

Scrotinize 

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.

I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.

Scrotinize by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011

Soul scrutinizer 

A meticulous person/An observer/ someone that can easily read people because of how much attention they pay to details. Those people will notice what most people don’t and they Value Energy. Vibes if you will.

1. Yo be careful how you come at that Him/Her; he/she is a real life Soul Scrutinizer that will detect your B.S. from a mile away.

2. The training he/she received from the Academy turned him/her into a Soul Scrutinizer.

Soul scrutinizer by Kenly Forbz December 3, 2020

scrotinize 

a macho male form of scrutinize

His wife wanted to but a Miata, but after he scrotinized and found out who drives Miatas, he wouldn't let her do it.

scrotinize by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010

scrutinize 

Scrutinizing a word that is related to sex.

The wannabe novelist wrote: "Which religious teaching should I scrutinize first? The word “screw” is in my brain right now. Screwtinize?"

scrutinize by concision October 10, 2024