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Screwicide 

The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.
My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.
Screwicide by DOTK February 10, 2009
Words you can keep

Stewicide 

The act of committing suicide due to a horrible teacher
The whole class committed stewicide after they all failed their exams.

Serenicide 

• A Rock/Metal band from Dumfries,Scotland.

• The realisation of Inner Peace (or Serenity) at the moment of death. (by Suicide)
• Someone who commits suicide feeling an undenyable state of nirvana & happyness just before they die.

• (Suicide + Serenity = Serenicide)
Serenicide by John Darren Davidson February 24, 2008

scenicide 

Killing your scene. Usually consisting of taking a gun to the head of many emo kids and blasting their heads off. It works! :)
Hey, Randy! Let's go kill all those trendy little emo faggots and commit some mass scenicide!
scenicide by useful idiot March 26, 2005

screwcifer

a passive aggressive type person who screws you over while being deceiving
I am no longer friends with that screwcifer, he told me we were friends then he stabbed me in the back and stole my friends.
screwcifer by thornbilly September 10, 2015

slewicide 

To knowingly and intentionally mock or slew oneself. It is often intended as a joke by those with self-deprecating humour.
"He comitted slewicide to get them off of his back"
slewicide by Michael 24 April 14, 2008

scruicide 

scruicide: n (screw-i-side): unsafe sex.
Anyone who has casual sex without a condom in today's world runs the risk of commiting scruicide.
scruicide by protecturself October 16, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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