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A commonly-made typo.
Crap! I was looking up Nigger and I made a goddamn typo and ended up on the Niger definition.
by useful idiot April 2, 2005
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AweXome comic strip, despite the fact that it's mostly centred on the life of an old couple with a nephew. Every strip is always hilariously funny, putting most of today's comic strips to shame (except for Foxtrot comics.. they just rock.)
I want to see the characters in the Pickles comic strip do something kinky and non-elderly-like with a jar of pickles. :)
by useful idiot January 14, 2005
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Greatest rechargable battery brand ever.
Damnit, my shitty dollar store batteries are all used up. Now I can use the good Pure Energy ones I just bought.. and they'll last for so long!!
by useful idiot October 29, 2004
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A person who adjusts themselves to fit into whatever happens to be cool at the moment. Includes their appearance, their interests, their opinions, their personalities. often reffered to as 'scenesters' 'try-too-hards' or 'idiots'.
In lieu of the new emo fad, the chameleon bought a pink shirt, tight ball-squeezing jeans, cut his hair emo style, and parted it over the side, covering exactly 1/3 of his face.
by useful idiot March 22, 2006
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One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.
Fuck WinMX and Kazaa, Ares is the greatest pirating software out there right now.
by useful idiot January 4, 2005
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Being purposefully over-arty.
Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer
by useful idiot January 4, 2005
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As the great Maddox puts it,

Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>

Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot July 30, 2005
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