DOTK's definitions

step-mother fucker

A man who is a step lower on the social rung than a plain ol' average motherfucker.

Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.

by DOTK April 1, 2010

Shack-In-Law

Name for a person who is not quite a relative- but is living with your relative. For example, when sombody's daughter is living with your son- she is your shack-in-law.

I do not like my shack-in-law, and think my son can do better than that.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.

My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by DOTK June 10, 2009

Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.

Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.

by DOTK October 28, 2009

Predar

Internal sense for locating and protecting oneself from sexual predators, akin to the gaydar for finding gay people.

Mike asked Sue out but she said no and it turns out that Mike date-raped his last girlfriend. Sue has an excellent predar.

Two girls are in a bar- one says to the other, "see that hot guy at the end of the bar staring at us?" Other girl says, "No way- he makes my predar go off! He's a creep."

by dotk October 7, 2010

Sadulations

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.

Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"

Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."

by DOTK July 23, 2010