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Scornbread

Cornbread or other baked-bread item that first promises to be tasty by look or smell, but instead is nasty/stale/inedible.
What is there to eat? Oh look, bagels!" "Don't... it's scornbread."
Scornbread by chessmasterhex August 17, 2010
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russian cornbread 

panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia
With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread
russian cornbread by Texas MPM October 20, 2013

shortbread squirt 

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

May Your Cornbread Crumble 

A phrase used to bid farewell. Used among friends only, and indicates a hope that the sweet parts of life blend with the rest.
Charlie: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow!
Peter: Sounds great man, may your cornbread crumble!

cornbread fed 

Adjective used to describe someone, either male of female, that is thick in build but not necessarily muscular. When referring to females, it applies to thick thighs and calves, hips, and largre breasts. With men it means having broad shoulders, a nice ass, and solid arms. Synonyms include thoroughbred and brick house. Origin comes from the south where most of the meals were eaten with cornbread, and as a result, the people there were generally healthily built from the good eating.
"Did you see that brotha? He aint made like them skinny basketballers or buff football players -- he is cornbread fed!"

"That chick got ass for days -- she is cornbread fed!!"
cornbread fed by VaNellie September 9, 2005

cornbread juice 

A drink consisting of POWERade and jolly ranchers. To make it simply add three jolly ranchers of a different color from your POWERade to it, wait until the color changes, then enjoy.
EX: Person 1: What you drinking?
Person 2: Cornbread juice.
cornbread juice by Zebradamus September 27, 2011

cornfed cornbread 

A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"
That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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