A Catholic priest, brother or religious layman who rids an invading demon or other evil supernatural entity.
Father Quinn was once an exorcist in Africa before joining our church.
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One who combines the power of prayer with sacred ritual, as part of a desperate attempt to drive demonic forces from the bodies of spiritual hypochondriacs.
You can usually find an exorcist or two on one of those Hallmark channels that broadcast only at three or so in the morning.
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An elaborate sexual position where the engaging female walks down a flight of stairs in a reverse spider walk, where upon each step of the stair the male thrusts. Once at the bottom of the stairs the female climaxes in a projectile vomit.
Man things got a little crazy when she openned to the exorcist idea. Later i found out she was infact possessed
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when a female (well, whatever you want) gives a blowjob while lying on her back with her palms flat above her shoulders, raising her body up just like in the exorcist.
oh. my. god. she just gave me the best exorcist ever. i came so hard i think i had a miscarriage.
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Known to be the scariest movie of all time, the Exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by Satan himself. The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) but only took home Best Sound and Best Adapdted Screenplay. Linda Blair (who played Regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. She did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.
Scare your parents by telling them your bed is shaking.
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a novel written by William Peter blatty.

Plot:

Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these

'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'

'Bastard! Scum!!!'

Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.

The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
Little kid: Mommy, my bed was shaking
Mom: FUCK YOU PANZY BITCH FACE!!!!!!! reading The Exorcist
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