Sclience

A portmanteau of the words science and lie (or con). It refers to politically motivated, managed, or heavily adjusted data that is presented as indisputable objective truth to push a specific narrative. Often invoked when public institutions demand that the public blindly "trust the science" despite visible contradictions, database errors, or a lack of transparency.

"They adjusted the historical temperature records again and told us it was standard practice. That's not science, that's straight-up sclience."

Sclience by Jelsey October 20, 2026

Bad Science 

Anything that I don’t understand or like learning about-MG

Yeah but its not a BAD science

Bad Science by Jonathan Byers February 9, 2021

party of science 

The "party of science" is a self given name by the Democratic party. The party of "science" believes in "science"...well except biology. The "party of science" listens, and takes seriously, those who accuse the mathematics of being racist. Recently, the "party of science" has also added people who claim "the scientific method is racist" and also take them seriously. The "party of science" absolutely loves critical race theory; The theory that seeks to judge people solely on their group identity and not on their individual character and then claim "racism" or "fragility" when people disagree.

It's a good thing "the party of science" made sure they labled math as racist before labeling the scientific method as such otherwise even members of "the party of science" may have a hard time figuring out how: "the party of science" plus the party of "science is racist" plus the party of "math is racist" equals everyone who is in the center right is racist.

party of science by TandS March 9, 2021

german science 

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.

Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!

german science by Horricule April 14, 2017

The Queen of Science 

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.

I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.

The Queen of Science by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Sciencemas 

A day that occurs every year on December 25th. A day when all the good little atheist boys and girls get compressed carbon from Darwin Claus.

Bill: hey mom! It’s sciencemas! Come see what Darwin got us this year!

Sciencemas by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021

I fucking love science

1. A Facebook group created for people who like the idea of being a scientist, but would prefer not to put in the work to actually become one.

2. An exclamation used by people on the aforementioned Facebook group, usually in reference to something that is only tangentially related to science.

Have you seen the new episode of The Big Bang Theory? I fucking love science!

I fucking love science by ThinEnemy December 30, 2013