schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

schwark

the most funniest teacher you could ever have.

teacher: who's your teacher
Student: Mrs. Schwark the best teacher in the world duh

by CAMILLEBOY May 07, 2018