Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.
An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.
More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.
More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.
If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.
If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.
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Get the Schweiny mug.Girl who foams repulsively at the mouth after drinking beer, and then finds out years later during college that she actually can drink beer, but to do so she has to...
1) hang upside somehow
2) insert a very wide tube into her va-jay-jay
3) ask girl for assistance
4) pour beer down that shit, with a hint of sunshine dust
1) hang upside somehow
2) insert a very wide tube into her va-jay-jay
3) ask girl for assistance
4) pour beer down that shit, with a hint of sunshine dust
Claire def pulled a schweiker right in front of Jan...and when Claire asked Jan for assistance, she was all over that shit. And then they went to the Pi Kap house and fucked to Benji Davis (and they did it with the lights on.)
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*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."
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Dude, that kid Erik from high school is such a Schweizy Boy now. All he does is work on that stupid truck.
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