Schweiky 

Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.

An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.

More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.

At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.

If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.

Schweiky by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017

Lauren Schweikert 

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.

I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.

Lauren Schweikert by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

Alex Schweikert 

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away

"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"

Alex Schweikert by xcocdcod February 25, 2020

Schweiny 

Australian slang for German backpackers. Commonly

He is such a schweiny

Schweiny by daveau21 February 23, 2009

schweiker 

Girl who foams repulsively at the mouth after drinking beer, and then finds out years later during college that she actually can drink beer, but to do so she has to...
1) hang upside somehow
2) insert a very wide tube into her va-jay-jay
3) ask girl for assistance
4) pour beer down that shit, with a hint of sunshine dust

Claire def pulled a schweiker right in front of Jan...and when Claire asked Jan for assistance, she was all over that shit. And then they went to the Pi Kap house and fucked to Benji Davis (and they did it with the lights on.)

schweiker by T Finn October 25, 2007

Grant Schweikert 

Manager of a popular fast food store. His 'keep it gangsta' mentality and 'ghetto' lifestyle, combined with his 'sick' cars and erratic driving, have earned him an infamous reputation with the local police force. However, he is not a white cap. Grant has lost his driver's licence at least four times, in the approximate four years he has had it. Grant is also a bum-buddy of Tim Blackwood. The pair together, are literally thick as thieves, and living proof that sodomy should be illegal. Grant has also been nominated for Australian Idol 347 times.

*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."

Grant Schweikert by Cockatoo Collins April 10, 2005

Schweizy Boy

A Schweizy Boy is a tall, skinny man who likes to stick to himself. Normally, they are also considered antisocial and love to work on cars.

Dude, that kid Erik from high school is such a Schweizy Boy now. All he does is work on that stupid truck.

Schweizy Boy by A black guy with aids January 11, 2026