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Schwegel

The relationship between Andrew’s finger, with the nose of the statue of liberty, and with the bottom part of Mars.
where my schwegel at
by Giumacaroni July 28, 2022
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schlegel

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.
The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch
by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017
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Schlegelson

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.
"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."
by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011
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schlegeled

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.
"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."
by ncd1701d November 30, 2016
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Schwageled

Noun or verb to describe when someone is inebriated to the point in which they will likely be hung over and or unable to remember events the next day. This term is different from words such as smashed, hammered, etc. because it describes the excess consumption of alcohol as being carefully planned and or enabled by the consumers close friends.
“Dude, looks like Tom is about to be schwageled by Frank.”

“I was totally schwageled last night.”
by Dirty Dutchman April 28, 2019
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schweel

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe
Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.
by emmersem June 30, 2010
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Schwengeled

suffering from severe intoxication over a period of days often including school days; substance abuse often taking several days and within the threshold of many "medications"; this affliction often includes sexual explorations very frequently ending oddly and vaguely awkwardly on the famous roof.
Alex: dude he looks like crap
Tristan: yeah dude he's all Schwengeled up!
by khaledbasilahmadeleiwa October 26, 2011
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