Schwegeled

Verb: when you accidentally end up in a conversation that takes far longer than you ever expected it could.

I am so sorry I am late, I was Schwegeled.

by BHS-laughter February 24, 2025

schlegeled

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.

"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."

by ncd1701d November 30, 2016

Schwageled

Noun or verb to describe when someone is inebriated to the point in which they will likely be hung over and or unable to remember events the next day. This term is different from words such as smashed, hammered, etc. because it describes the excess consumption of alcohol as being carefully planned and or enabled by the consumers close friends.

“Dude, looks like Tom is about to be schwageled by Frank.”

“I was totally schwageled last night.”

by Dirty Dutchman April 28, 2019

Schwengeled

suffering from severe intoxication over a period of days often including school days; substance abuse often taking several days and within the threshold of many "medications"; this affliction often includes sexual explorations very frequently ending oddly and vaguely awkwardly on the famous roof.

Alex: dude he looks like crap
Tristan: yeah dude he's all Schwengeled up!

by khaledbasilahmadeleiwa October 26, 2011

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

schweeler

A person using their sales skills and manipulative techniques in order to defraud an other person of their goods. or privileges. I.e. " This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly." Synonym: gypsies, charlantan, opportunist, manipulator, narcissist.

This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly.

by Karmawillcome January 9, 2016