Schwegeled 

Verb: when you accidentally end up in a conversation that takes far longer than you ever expected it could.

I am so sorry I am late, I was Schwegeled.

Schwegeled by BHS-laughter February 24, 2025

schlegeled 

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.

"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."

schlegeled by ncd1701d November 30, 2016

Schwengeled 

suffering from severe intoxication over a period of days often including school days; substance abuse often taking several days and within the threshold of many "medications"; this affliction often includes sexual explorations very frequently ending oddly and vaguely awkwardly on the famous roof.

Alex: dude he looks like crap
Tristan: yeah dude he's all Schwengeled up!

Schwengeled by khaledbasilahmadeleiwa October 26, 2011

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

Schmegele by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmeegled 

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

Schmeegled by murdevil November 28, 2004

schweeler 

A person using their sales skills and manipulative techniques in order to defraud an other person of their goods. or privileges. I.e. " This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly." Synonym: gypsies, charlantan, opportunist, manipulator, narcissist.

This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly.

schweeler by Karmawillcome January 9, 2016

Schwegle 

To falsely assure the transfer of goods; base your life off of unkept promises; Indian giver

He told me I’d get all that awesome new equipment but then I realized he Schwegled me.

I’m gonna make these guys my friends by saying I can get them the hook up, but don’t worry Max I’m gonna schwegle them.

Schwegle by Drone Defender December 12, 2017