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schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.
The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch
schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017
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schlegel 

Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.
Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.
schlegel by TakeDemNotes February 13, 2018

Schlegel 

A sandbagging firefighter. A firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullshit. When the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, "it's bullshit" and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. Drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.
Ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we've been on scene for 10 minutes now.

Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.
Schlegel by Dragon slayer 23 December 24, 2013

Schlegel 

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life
Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.
Schlegel by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006

Schlegel 

An employee’s stupidity or sense of entitlement ultimately leading to the Company’s or their own demise.
You guys know why Rich didn’t show up for work tonight? I don’t know, maybe his ass got Schlegeled....
Schlegel by Tiger Bisking October 27, 2021

Schlegel Baby 

When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby
"OH MY GOD SCHLEGEL BABY!!" *hugs person*
Schlegel Baby by Shitshow-- March 16, 2024

Dirty Schlegel 

To fuck a male chicken
Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!
Dirty Schlegel by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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