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schlegeled

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.
"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."
by ncd1701d November 30, 2016
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schlegel

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.
The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch
by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017
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Schlegelson

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.
"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."
by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011
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Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
by RAWphenom October 18, 2011
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schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels
i'm going out to get schlagered.
by ez September 24, 2004
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Schwengeled

suffering from severe intoxication over a period of days often including school days; substance abuse often taking several days and within the threshold of many "medications"; this affliction often includes sexual explorations very frequently ending oddly and vaguely awkwardly on the famous roof.
Alex: dude he looks like crap
Tristan: yeah dude he's all Schwengeled up!
by khaledbasilahmadeleiwa October 26, 2011
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schlegel

Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.
Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.
by TakeDemNotes February 13, 2018
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