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Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

schwacked 

adj.
The state of being very intoxicated as a result of Alcohol, Weed, Shisha tobacco, or any combination of the three.

Originated by J Dizzle and Trevizzle in Los Lunas, NM.
Holy shit bro, I'm schwacked.

Last night I got hella schwacked and slept with a fat chick.
schwacked by Trevizzle March 4, 2007

Schwackism 

Arrogance usually reserved for hipsters and Californians, projecting the notion that they've been there, done that, way back before it was cool.
Dave was going to go to the Mastodon show but he sold his tickets claiming the band was too mainstream, he' such a schwack. I think he's become a troll for the schwackism movement.
Schwackism by Dubsmith7 October 15, 2014

Schwagover 

The feeling of being lethargic after a night of smoking marijuana. A weed hangover.
I smoked that blunt last night and I woke up with a schwagover.
Schwagover by AstroGoose February 17, 2019

Schwackatude 

Having a continuous mindset and desire to schwack.
That dudes always talking about schwacking! He's got a great schwackatude!
Schwackatude by TonyFino1776 April 26, 2023
Comes from Halo 1. It is when you melee some one in the back of the head and kill them with one blow (schwack).
I was on Blood Gulch and came across a sniper he didn't know I was behind him so i gave him a schwack and took his sniper rifle then proceeded to go on a killing spree!
schwack by G.B. October 20, 2005
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