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Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
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schwackums

I fucked her schwackum.
I have schwackums from the gumline
schwackums by Finfan13 July 11, 2011
Named after Klaus Schwab, founder of the World Economic Forum, Schwabism represents the ideological opposite of Duginism. It advocates for globalist stakeholder capitalism, digital governance, and the “Great Reset”—a vision of post‑crisis economic and social reorganization that prioritizes sustainability, inclusivity, and technological integration. Schwabism rejects nationalist autarky and civilizational isolationism, promoting instead a tightly interconnected world managed by elite consensus. Critics label Schwabism as a technocratic, corporate‑friendly globalism that undermines democratic sovereignty and local autonomy. Supporters see it as a pragmatic response to global challenges like climate change and inequality.
Example: “She critiqued Schwabism for concentrating power in unelected global forums while claiming to represent ‘all stakeholders’—pointing out that the World Economic Forum’s membership is overwhelmingly corporate and wealthy.”
Schwabism by Abzugal April 18, 2026