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Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
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schwackums

Asshole, or anything you want it to be
I fucked her schwackum.
I have schwackums from the gumline
schwackums by Finfan13 July 11, 2011
Named after Klaus Schwab, founder of the World Economic Forum, Schwabism represents the ideological opposite of Duginism. It advocates for globalist stakeholder capitalism, digital governance, and the “Great Reset”—a vision of post‑crisis economic and social reorganization that prioritizes sustainability, inclusivity, and technological integration. Schwabism rejects nationalist autarky and civilizational isolationism, promoting instead a tightly interconnected world managed by elite consensus. Critics label Schwabism as a technocratic, corporate‑friendly globalism that undermines democratic sovereignty and local autonomy. Supporters see it as a pragmatic response to global challenges like climate change and inequality.
Example: “She critiqued Schwabism for concentrating power in unelected global forums while claiming to represent ‘all stakeholders’—pointing out that the World Economic Forum’s membership is overwhelmingly corporate and wealthy.”
Schwabism by Abzugal April 18, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026