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Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
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schwackums

I fucked her schwackum.
I have schwackums from the gumline
schwackums by Finfan13 July 11, 2011
Named after Klaus Schwab, founder of the World Economic Forum, Schwabism represents the ideological opposite of Duginism. It advocates for globalist stakeholder capitalism, digital governance, and the “Great Reset”—a vision of post‑crisis economic and social reorganization that prioritizes sustainability, inclusivity, and technological integration. Schwabism rejects nationalist autarky and civilizational isolationism, promoting instead a tightly interconnected world managed by elite consensus. Critics label Schwabism as a technocratic, corporate‑friendly globalism that undermines democratic sovereignty and local autonomy. Supporters see it as a pragmatic response to global challenges like climate change and inequality.
Example: “She critiqued Schwabism for concentrating power in unelected global forums while claiming to represent ‘all stakeholders’—pointing out that the World Economic Forum’s membership is overwhelmingly corporate and wealthy.”
Schwabism by Abzugal April 18, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026