Schmaco

When your is girl giving you gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck schmaco

Gave this girl a great Schmaco last night right on the chin

by Madpossum123 July 25, 2019

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schmack

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

by caro$wag February 8, 2021

schmako

A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats

Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.

by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.

That guy is such a schmagooly.

by Bailer April 29, 2008

Schmacked

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.

Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.

by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018