schwacket

An article of clothing that is a combination of a sweater and a jacket.

Is that a jacket you're trying on? No silly, it's a schwacket.

by brew21 August 22, 2010

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

Shwacked

To kill; to eliminate; or destory, an opponent or enemy.

The soldier shwacked the hadji

by Blank31 September 27, 2009

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Shwacket

A peice of clothing that looks like a sweater, but feels like a jacket.

Augustin's Zumiez Jacket is a Shwacket

by Band~man April 2, 2009