schwacket 

An article of clothing that is a combination of a sweater and a jacket.

Is that a jacket you're trying on? No silly, it's a schwacket.

schwacket by brew21 August 22, 2010

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

Shwacked 

To kill; to eliminate; or destory, an opponent or enemy.

The soldier shwacked the hadji

Shwacked by Blank31 September 27, 2009

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schmacked 

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

schmacked by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Shwacket

A peice of clothing that looks like a sweater, but feels like a jacket.

Augustin's Zumiez Jacket is a Shwacket

Shwacket by Band~man April 2, 2009