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schwubber 

the schwubber is a blunted version of a pussy
"I can't come today, I feel tired." - You're a schwubber!
schwubber by vaekek April 30, 2021

Schwabbelinski 

The word is a synonym for tummy. The specific sort of tummy, that characteristically has more fat (or Schwabbel) than muscel. It doesn't have to be a really really fat tummy. even very thin people lacking muscle can have one
" Oh my god I had so much food, my poor old schwabbelinski will grow even bigger!"
Schwabbelinski by rangalonski September 11, 2011

Schweded 

The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding
I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him
Schweded by The Schwedes October 8, 2017

the schweede 

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole
The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.
Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.
Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."
Schwabbed by M. Veener March 27, 2010

Schwenked 

Verb-
1.To be owned by, in relation to, or not at all, by Mr. Schwenk (God Bless His Name) or any one els.
2. To become extreemly angry or happy at something or someone.

Noun-
3. to refer to a Faux Hawk in any way.
1. "hey Gick you just got Schwenked!" "shut up man!"
2. *fail test* "Schwenk this!"
3. "hey diggin the Schwenk cut!"
Schwenked by Doctorspaz May 15, 2011