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schwubbies 

another word for your insane friends who live their life in shambles. It also can be another word for quarters.
"Hey we have to put more money in the parking meter."
"Already??"
"Yeah, go dive in that fountain and fish out some more schwubbies."

"After they trashed the house with pizza and bottles of rum runners, my schwubbies ripped apart a rug and threw it over a power line at 4 in the morning."
schwubbies by ccd March 29, 2008
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schwubber 

the schwubber is a blunted version of a pussy
"I can't come today, I feel tired." - You're a schwubber!
schwubber by vaekek April 30, 2021

schnubblies 

Something that is thouroughly enjoyed. (See: "dank")
that was bomb ass schnubblies!
schnubblies by Mike and Matt October 3, 2006

schnubbies 

Did you see the schnubbies on that dame? Outstanding!

Schwubblecock

An intense orgasm where you feel like you die and go to heaven.
I was just about to schwubblecock when my brother came in and caught us

shrubbies 

A hopeless and usually homeless young person. Disdaining gainful employment and reluctant to contribute to their own or anyone's needs.
The town square was usually full of shrubbies with their hands out and sitting around lazily.
shrubbies by Hornby Dude July 13, 2006

Scrubbies 

A three year old child splashing around in a bath full of bubbles whilst playing with their rubber ducky
Scrubbies is the scrubbiest child ever
Scrubbies by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017
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