Definitions by RyanTheDefiner

Praisebait

Content created to attract praise from people for views and attention; the opposite of ragebait.

John: "Did you hear about this guy who gives free food to the homeless?"

Aaron: "The homeless guy is a paid actor. Such obvious praisebait."

Praisebait by RyanTheDefiner May 19, 2026

Schwabbie

An employee of the wealth management company Charles Schwab.

John: "Can you believe Mike is a Schwabbie now?"

Aaron: "What a sellout."

"The Schwabbies packed the office as they prepare for another miserable day at work."

Schwabbie by RyanTheDefiner April 25, 2026

high calorie human 

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

high calorie human by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024