Schwabbed

Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.

Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."

Schwabbed by M. Veener March 27, 2010

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

schaubed 

when a quarterback ends a football game by throwing an interception that results in his team losing the game

With ten seconds left on the clock, the quarterback schaubed the game.

schaubed by Scruffy Nina December 6, 2013

schwubber 

the schwubber is a blunted version of a pussy

"I can't come today, I feel tired." - You're a schwubber!

schwubber by vaekek April 30, 2021

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

Schwarted by CableGod May 5, 2009

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

schwarked by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

schwebbed 

Exposed for being phony.

He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.

schwebbed by CybeleGhooley November 30, 2015