2 definitions by Hayden Bond
Usually associated with bat wings and those with a hairless scrotum, a scqueef (a male queef) occurs when the scrotum becomes attached to the inner thigh, usually due to excessive sweating, and traps a pocket of air. The trapped air is forcibly removed, while walking or jogging, from its scrotal pocket creating a farting sound. Scqueefs are imppossible to predict.
Dude, I totally scqueefed when I walked by heather's desk. She probably thinks I farted. They nees to turn down the heat in here!
by Hayden Bond March 28, 2006
Mastering the art of stealth to leave work or an event, like a boring party, without anyone noticing.
by Hayden Bond May 26, 2005