scqueef 

Usually associated with bat wings and those with a hairless scrotum, a scqueef (a male queef) occurs when the scrotum becomes attached to the inner thigh, usually due to excessive sweating, and traps a pocket of air. The trapped air is forcibly removed, while walking or jogging, from its scrotal pocket creating a farting sound. Scqueefs are imppossible to predict.

Dude, I totally scqueefed when I walked by heather's desk. She probably thinks I farted. They nees to turn down the heat in here!

scqueef by Hayden Bond April 8, 2006

Schueef 

Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter

Dude, I was with Becky last night and she schueefed on my sheets. I'm never gonna get that shit stain out.

Schueef by BadJack(2)(12)(6) June 26, 2010

squeef 

Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.

Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?

squeef by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008

Squeef 

A bag of weed or some weed.

used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"

Squeef by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005

squeef 

Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa

"Yo man, you got any squeef??"

squeef by PenisFace July 21, 2003

Shqueef 

When a girl queefs so hard she shits herself

"That girl is so gross! She shqueefed all over me last night!"

Shqueef by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016

squeef 

a bag of shitty old man pot

"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul

squeef by swifty8978 February 9, 2008