Usually associated with bat wings and those with a hairless scrotum, a scqueef (a male queef) occurs when the scrotum becomes attached to the inner thigh, usually due to excessive sweating, and traps a pocket of air. The trapped air is forcibly removed, while walking or jogging, from its scrotal pocket creating a farting sound. Scqueefs are imppossible to predict.
Dude, I totally scqueefed when I walked by heather's desk. She probably thinks I farted. They nees to turn down the heat in here!
by Hayden Bond April 8, 2006
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by BadJack(2)(12)(6) June 26, 2010
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Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008
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by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005
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