Schueef 

Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter

Dude, I was with Becky last night and she schueefed on my sheets. I'm never gonna get that shit stain out.

Schueef by BadJack(2)(12)(6) June 26, 2010

Schneef 

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

Schneef by JonW May 29, 2003

Hoover some schneef 

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

Hoover some schneef by Michael Wrightwood November 25, 2022

shueef 

Shueef is when you try to queef and shit yourself.

"Hey Cindy I was sitting in my room last night and I was trying to push out a giant queef and totally shueefed"

shueef by SlothOnMercury May 18, 2014

schmeef 

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

schmeef by tracispaci January 26, 2006

Schweef

When your man pubes are completely grown out, and you smack your bitch in the face with them. To your discontent, your pubes get caught on her snaffle tooth, sending your entire bush into her mouth

Damn Dalton, did you totally Schweef Casey?

Schweef by BIGDCK October 28, 2014

Schmeef 

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

Schmeef by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021