Schoomf
Schoomf by cuntymccuntbag July 23, 2018
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Schoomp
The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
Related Words
Schoomf • schoom • schoolfucked • Schoomer • Schoomp • schlomford • Schloomf • schoof • schoofley • schoofseckel
schoolfucked
The act of fucking someone at school, usually a student with another student.
Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?
Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?
Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Ex 1: The principal said schoolfucking is not allowed, and anyone who gets schoolfucked will receive a referral.
Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
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schoof
An ultra-capable everything word. Not always derogatory. An excellent word for awkward conversations. The perfect oratory tool when your objective is to alienate joke outsiders. Slightly confusing if your name is, in fact, Schoof.
Imma get my schoof on.
Gook page notes need to get the schoof outta their pants.
Get your schoof out of me.
Kevin: You're fucking stupid.
Davin: You're STUPID!
Kevin: If I wanted my comeback, I would have schoofed it off your mother's face.
Get that look of your schoofing face.
Tea-tea-teach me how to schoof, tea-tea-teach me how to schoof.
Why the schoof are we still here?
Oh shit, schoof figured it out...
Gook page notes need to get the schoof outta their pants.
Get your schoof out of me.
Kevin: You're fucking stupid.
Davin: You're STUPID!
Kevin: If I wanted my comeback, I would have schoofed it off your mother's face.
Get that look of your schoofing face.
Tea-tea-teach me how to schoof, tea-tea-teach me how to schoof.
Why the schoof are we still here?
Oh shit, schoof figured it out...
schoom
noun
Russian word for noise. Noise is defined as:
a sound, especially one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance.
It is often used by a bi-lingual Russian English speaker who often mixes the words for both languages when communicating with other Russian English speakers.
Russian word for noise. Noise is defined as:
a sound, especially one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance.
It is often used by a bi-lingual Russian English speaker who often mixes the words for both languages when communicating with other Russian English speakers.
schoom by Big Daddy Bling Bling January 14, 2022
schoofseckel
schoofseckel by Otto Vutzenlecker October 1, 2003
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