schlomford

The male sex organ , a word to describe the penis in a light hearted way to a sensitive family member

“Hey great aunt Ida , I hear cousin Quentin is seeing a specialist about the old schlomford after that glory hole incident”

by Hardy the witch May 7, 2021

Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish

Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024