Definitions by cuntymccuntbag

Schoomf

to scoot someone over forcefully while asking them to move

Person1; dude, move.
Person2; Nope.
Person1 (while shoving person2); SCHOOMF

Get merch

Where the retarded kids go to get Mac and cheese.

Retard; I am going to superstore
Retard; we are in the car going to superstore
Retard; we are in superstore

Etc.