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schoofley

fibres of material can be moved in a particular direction
velvet is 'schoofley'
by Martina Feely December 14, 2008
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middle schooler

A young person between the ages of 10-14, give or take.

Also the beginning stages of puberty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. Most middle schoolers will struggle with puberty, some more than others. Most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone-- this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this "weakness" by acting like brats.

Other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. When they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.

Middle schoolers are NOT to be confused with highschoolers. Middle schoolers are still in the "opening" stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the "blooming" stage and "settling" stage. Middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their identities, not knowing that identities are not found but developed.
Specimen A:

BEFORE Tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.

AFTER Tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about sex and harassed girls without actually knowing anything about sex, watches rated R movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. Lies about things he likes to impress other boys. And girls. Deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.

Specimen B:

BEFORE middle school, Maria likes to help people and read books.

AFTER middle school, Maria wears skanky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. Deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.
by iAnomaly January 22, 2011
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Middle schooler

they make cringey tiktoks
Middle schooler: and now to upload my not cringey video
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019
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Schooled

To obviously out perform an opponent in a sporting event
That wide receiver for Ohio State caught 15 passes for 200 yards in the game. He schooled Michigan’s defensive secondary
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Schoolyard Heroes

Seattle-area band, consisting of Ryann Donnelly (lead vocals), Jonah Bergman (bass, vocals), Steve Bonnell (guitar), Brian Turner (drums).
Their first CD, "The Funeral Sciences" was put out in 2003.
Awesome band, not like everything else!
by SoMeOne March 23, 2005
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schooey

slang for schooner the standard beer glass used in new south wales and over alot of the rest of Australia
oi mate grab us a schooey!
by coxy1987 February 4, 2010
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getting schooled

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.
Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"
by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012
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