Schloomf 

adj. a very cool person, someone who is great, just an all around amazing person.

noun. Justin bieber, zac efron, ashton kutcher, natalie portman, me, but not you.

She is so schloomf, I wish I could be just like her.

Schloomf by Schloomf4lyfe June 1, 2011

Schloofy 

Someone who is sleepy

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed

Schloofy by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schloofy 

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader

Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy

Schloofy by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018

Schloomer 

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

Schloomer by Excelsior December 28, 2005

Schloofengirth 

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

Schloofengirth by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

Schloompked 

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.

Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits

Schloompked by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

Schoomf 

to scoot someone over forcefully while asking them to move

Person1; dude, move.
Person2; Nope.
Person1 (while shoving person2); SCHOOMF

Schoomf by cuntymccuntbag July 23, 2018