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schōffel 

When you pull a girl in a shōffel (piece of clothing).
This girl is some new girl that you've pulled and isn't a fwb or a gf the girl has to be new and you have to ahs her to achieve the title of having a schōffel smash
Yea yea g my man's just had a schōffel smash

Schoffel wanker 

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today
Schoffel wanker by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

Gary Schofield 

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.
The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it
Gary Schofield by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014

Schofielding 

Schofielding

Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.
As the interview reached its climax, the silver haired chat show host couldn't keep his eyes off the Iraq war veterans bulging biceps. "What must he look like with his top off" he wondered. The commercial break couldn't come quick enough. As he ran to the green room toilets, he discharged violently and without control, soaking the crouch and one entire trouser leg of his immaculately tailored Saville Row suit.

"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry

"it really is time to tell the kids."

"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,

"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."
Schofielding by Herbert Schweffe February 7, 2020

The Schonfeld Principle 

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)
“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

Pulling a Schofield 

To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates

A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose
Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.

Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.

Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'
Pulling a Schofield by Wills mum September 20, 2012
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